Wednesday, May 20, 2009


looks like there are awesome matchups in this card. but before i continue i would like to congratulate ricky hatton on an awesome career. reggie will miss ya buddy.

sean "the muscleshark" sherk vs frankie "the answer" edgar

former champion sean sherk is well known for his extraneous workouts and training regime. he has also fought some of the best fighters in his class, losing only to st pierre and penn. as an excellent wrestler and good striker, he will have his roided up hands full with toms river native frankie edgar. edgar has fought at the top of his division as well beating standouts such as clay guida and spencer fisher. he is known to never give up and has won fights after fighting his way out of some sick leg locks and chokes. this jersey wrestler turned mma fighter will need a solid gameplan to beat out sherk. both of these fighters are wrestling based and have an extreme amount of stamina. this fight should be fast paced throughout with sherk winning 29-28 via unanimous decision.

matt hughes vs mat serra

i dont think i really need a big bio on hughes, but i do want to say this. its been announced that this will be his last fight. although he may not look like the same fighter from his previous performances, he is more or less the same. he may not technically be called a one dimensional fighter, but he does favor wrestling/ground and pound a lot more than anything else. with all that said, he is still a very formidable opponent for strong island native mat "the terra " serra. serra is a sick bjj black belt that can throw bombs with both hands. he has been around as long as hughes has, and should be able to showcase his abilities should he gain top position in this fight. for this fight however, hughes should be able to overwhelm serra with his wrestling ability and size advantage. i forsee a late 2nd round tko

"suga" rashad evans vs lyoto "the dragon" machida

i dont know if there are any bigger enigmas than these 2. they are both undefeated with underdog wins over many of their opponents. lets start with suga rashad. evans is a boxer/wrestler who uses unorthodox striking to knock out many a foe such as chuck liddell, and jason lambert. he has fought all types of fighters from extremely large wrestlers to technical strikers and grapplers and has beaten them all. his opponent, machida comes from a karate background. his family invented their own style of karate and lyoto has adapted this to mma very successfully. his style of fighting causes him virtually no harm as he evades and frustrates the opponent and capitalizes on their misatakes with precise strikes. he has beaten several top name opponents including tito ortiz. i see this fight going to machida via unanimous decision.

see you guys next time

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Playoff update

Yea so I've been slacking on the playoff hockey updates?  What do you expect? I'm busy watching them...

Boston vs. Carolina

Pittsburgh vs. Washington

Anaheim vs. Detroit

Chicago vs. Vancouver 

When asked if he could comment on the curvature of his hockey stick because of recent suspicion, Alex Ovechkin put all doubts of his legitimacy to rest..."I didn't even know about it. What can I say? Nothing." Apparently He doesn't even know what that silly curve is doing down there.  Its probably legal but I'm guessing he is going to have a thorough stick examination sometime in the upcoming days.

Thursday, April 16, 2009


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Round 1. East Coast Predictions

Bruins vs Canadiens
- Bruins are going to take it for sure. 1st seed vs 8th seed, and the Bruins have been dominant all season. This will still be fun to watch. The fights have been outa sight!

Rangers vs Capitals
- Capitals' Alex Ovechkin will stand on his head throughout the entire playoffs. Caps got em.

Devils vs Hurricanes
- This one will go 7 games i feel. Devils haven't been playing great but they will turn around and prove themselves by advancing past Carolina.

Penguins vs Flyers
- Penguins acquired some talent late in the season and have been on a tear. They will continue their streak straight through the playoffs, running on revenge-fuel from last year's near championship.

These match-ups are intense. Everyone should watch playoff hockey.

Monday, April 13, 2009



another anderson silva fight in the books. just as a heads up, i probably wont comment on any anderson silva fights unless its with gsp. besides the silva fight, there are plenty of great matchups, so ill try to comment on the 3 best ones. on with the fights!

Sam Stout Vs. Matt Wiman

coming off of his last 2 losses, sam "hands of stone" stout is a ufc veteran who is very prepared for this fight. starting off as a very competetive international kickboxer, stout adapted his kickboxing style to mma. stout is in the upper echelon of his class, and has fought some of the best fighters in the ufc's 155 pound stable. he will be facing "handsome" matt wiman. wiman is a tuf alumnus who had a very good showing on the reality show. wimans best attributes are his bjj and his standup, although he is also a great wrestler. although this should be a very close match, sam stout should be the better striker and as a veteran, should be able to avoid takedowns early. the outcome should come out as a unanimous decision for stout.

David Loiseau Vs. Ed Herman

oh man, this is gonna be a good fight. although he hasnt been in a ufc match since september 2006, david "the crow" loiseau has had quite a few fights, and has defeated former champion evan tanner and lost to rich franklin for the middleweight belt. his opponent, ed "short fuse" hermann, is a very good ground and pounder who gives great bjj as well. he has been in countless submission holds where he not only didnt tap, but successfully fought out of. this can be a close fight to call as short fuse is still not at the peak of his ability, but loiseau hasnt been in a fight in a long time. i believe although the first one will be back and forth, loiseau will end up catching hermann with a few of his razor sharp elbows and win by tko or doctor stoppage late in the 2nd.

Jason MacDonald Vs. Nate Quarry

another great matchup for this event. jason "the athlete" mcdonald is one of the top middleweights in the ufc. he has fought and beaten some of the best in his class, including victories over both ed hermann as well as chris leben. the athlete uses his great conditioning to outlast opponents, and is excellent at jiu jitsu sumbissions and defense. his opponent, nate "the rock" quarry is no slouch with his conditioning as well. he stays calm in his fights, as most ufc veterans do and hits as hard as a corned beef and cabbage dump day after st paddy's. most of his victories are by 1st round ko's and tko's. this one is hard to call as i give the standup to quarry, but the ground game to macdonald. i believe the outcome will be a mid 3rd round submission victory to macdonald.

hope you guys find this useful, and ill see you at the neckst event, gah.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Final thoughts on the nets

first of all id like to say;, i dont care what the over was and that the nets covered, this season was a disappointment. I think nets fan would agree with me that this team has some excitment between harris ,brrok lopez, and keyon dooling,,, so im going into next year with excitment. But for as far as frank goes, i have to think his time hear his dwindling down, Carter, god bless him, great guy, great player, but if hes still around when the nets make some playoff runs with this team, it will not be because of him. ok who else ummmmm i like bobby simmons, id like to see him back, sean williams needs to get it together but id like him to stick around, bad YIconomy, yi gotta go, and lets hope Rthorn does well in the lottery. sorry to make fun other YIs name, ive been listening to alot of skrewdriver

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Its the Final Countdown!!!!!!!!

Not really, but a lot of playoff-clinching can go on tonight....

The Devils can clinch the Atlantic Division by getting a point against the leaves, or if the Flyers get under 2 points against the Panthers.

Flyers can clinch a playoff berth by getting at least a point against the Panthers, or if the Rangers get under 2 points aganst the Canadiens.

The Penguins can clinch a playoff berth by beating the Lightning. If they get one point either the Rangers or Panthers have to get less than 2 points. Or, if the Penguins get no points, the Rangers or the Panthers have to get 0 points.

Lastly, the Canadiens get a playoff berth by beating the Rangers, or if they get 1 point and the Panthers get 0.

So if you want to get any value out of watching hockey tonight you'll have to watch 4 games. Goodnight

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

ufc fight night:condit vs kampmann

UFC® Fight Night™ Condit vs Kampmann

this fight night brings in the start of another season of the ultimate fighter, the theme being usa vs uk fighters coached by dan henderson and michael bisping. let me just say this there is no way in heck dan henderson will ever lose to bisping. bisping is very talented, and an excellent technical fighter, but he's no where near hendo's level. ok on with this event

Junie Browning Vs. Cole Miller

23 year old junie browning is a very athletic and technical fighter. he has a great ground game as well as very good striking. his weakness as far as i can tell is his stamina. he is also easy to razzle, which can affect his game plan, if you press the right buttons. his opponent, cole miller i believe should have a slight advantage on the ground, being the better jiu jitsu fighter, but will have a disadvantage on the feet with junie being the better striker despite miller's reach advantage. cole does keep calm in his fights however, and this should help cole win this split decision at the end of the 3rd round.

Tyson Griffin Vs. Rafael Dos Anjos

dos anjos, a brazillian fighter is coming off his loss to jeremy stephens, and should be a better fighter for this event. he is a very quick and agile bjj fighter, able to switch positions quickly enough to catch his opponents off guard. his opponent, tyson griffin will be a handful for him though. griffin is one of the top fighters in his class, losing only to one time champion sean sherk (via decision) and jerseys own frankie edgar in one of the most exciting fights of that year. griffin has even defeated clay guida, which is no easy feat. he is a very aggressive fighter and can fight at a very fast pace throughout the entire match. i see tyson griffin winning this fight via tko around 4 minutes into the 2nd round.

Carlos Condit Vs. Martin Kampmann

for the main event, we have condit, a great fighter coming out of the wec, fighting kampmann, the dutch knockout artist. condit, a well rounded fighter with great endurance hasnt lost a fight since before january of 2007. most of his recent wins are via submissions. kampmann, the more explosive striker, will try to keep the fight standing, as he will have the advantage, although he has been working hard on submissions and defense, he will be no match for condits ground game. this fight will be hard to call, as if it stays on the feet, kampman should come out the victor. if it goes to the ground condit should pull off a submission. ill give this fight to kampmann, with a ko victory late 1st round/early 2nd round.

see you guys on the next live event

Friday, March 27, 2009


Robert Eugene Powell
1602 E Frankford Rd Apt 2304
Carrollton, Texas 75007-5274

Harrassment is a 2-way street.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009



Monday, March 23, 2009

Panther Tits

I'm sorry for talking shit about the Florida Panthers.  I may have been right about them not making the playoffs, but I didn't know that they had fans like this one.


i know the nets are only 2 games back ,as of today,but with this remaining schedules is hard to keep faith alive,, im not saying im just saying...

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009


Devins out for the season it looks like, nets are done. And maybe the nets get a good draft pick, i don't know. Knicks probably aren't making playoffs either. I think the nets will win tonight though, 104 97ish and carter gets 40.

Monday, March 16, 2009



Sunday, March 15, 2009

hey lady who sits next to the Penguins' penalty box.....

I hate you and I've found your webshots account! Yes, you, the one who wears a Crosby jersey yet smiles and takes pictures of the players when they get penalties and sit next to you. You're not a fan... you're a self-indulgent blob who takes up a good seat. Stop smiling and go home

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I know UFC's the coolest thing now but.....

No offense to cauncey, whos been the only person making ufc enjoyable in someway or another, but i dont get this ufc thing. i cant get into it, it looks silly. I get that it's the gnarliest dudes fighting the gnarliest way but it looks silly. If two guys got into a fight at a bar and they ended up rolling around on the floor trying to choke each other out the bartender would be like GET OFF THE GROWN, GO OUTSIDE AND FIGHT LIKE MEN. And for the fans of this shit running around blasting new metal wearing tap out shirts, jesus christ. when i see some dude wearing a tap out shirt all i think is this dudes invloved with some meth, either running it or selling or doing it, probably doing it. BUt despite what i think this shit is taking off, it's everywhere, for some reason.

Friday, March 13, 2009

brook lopez rookie of the year?

Rookie PER Leaders
(min. 1,000 minutes)

Player PER Min/Gm
Kevin Love, Min. 18.00 24.6
Greg Oden, Por. 17.78 22.9
Brook Lopez, NJ 17.47 30.1
Marc Gasol, Mem. 17.15 30.5
Michael Beasley, Mia. 16.08 24.4
Russell Westbrook, OKC 15.83 32.5
Derrick Rose, Chi. 15.46 36.7
R. Fernandez, Por. 15.41 25.6
Eric Gordon, LAC 15.17 33.4
O.J. Mayo, Mem. 14.62 37.8

he looks good


Happy birthday day Johan Santana


give it up for the nets dancers, hopefully they win tonight

Thursday, March 12, 2009

i drink better than i dance

imagine how much pussy vince carter got in high school... it must of been insane, i think about how i got pussy in high school, and i did nothing. when i was in high school all we did was get loaded and for some reason that worked, got some pussy (sometimes). But jesus christ vince carter, he's fukn full grown for some reason, dunking on top of whole teams. i dont know the last time you looked at most high school kids, but theyre fukn kids, they look and are young, at one point the same zit faced virgins were having VC come and dunk on them and probably fuck there future wives. i dont know why i think about this sort of thing.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Them is Fightin' Words

Much discussion on the topic of fighting has followed the recent death of Ontario senior league player Don Sanderson, who died after losing his helmet and striking his head on the ice.  Soon after the incident, the Ontario Hockey League instituted a rule that any player who removes his helmet or undoes his chin strap for a fight will be issued a game misconduct and a one-game suspension.

NHL GM's are considering a similar rule right now, but it doesn't seem to be gaining the popular vote.  In my opinion this rule can't make it in the NHL.  How are players with helmet visors supposed to fight?  Its an unwritten rule that a player who fights without taking off his visor-equipped helmet is a pussy.  So, unless the NHL intends to let players with visors fight players without visors, thus deeming them pussies, this rule shall not be instituted.

Hockey is a man's sport, and although the recent death of Don Sanderson is tragic, and seems as though it could have been avoided, there has not been a good enough rule proposed to make fighting safer without drastically changing that important element of the game.

"The NHL is a very different environment than any other hockey league that exists today. What might be right for the Ontario Hockey League might very well not be the correct answer for us" said GM Mike Gillis.  

Saturday, March 7, 2009





Keyon dooling

an interview with the nets back up point guard,, i gotta say smart guy, perhaps future nets coach?

Friday, March 6, 2009


ruddock dokes (embedding disabled)

mercer morrison

jackson graham


as a tribute to fernando i'm posting this video of a great moment if fernando tatis history.

fuck a-rod.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

UFC 96 Jackson vs Jardine

ufc 96, scheduled saturday, march 7th looks to have a pretty solid fight card. since i seem to be on the losing side of time of late, lets skip the usual banter and get right into the meat and potatoes of this, shall we?

matt "the hammer" hamill vs mark "the filipino wrecking machine" munoz

matt hamill has been featured in one of my previous blogs. he is one of the fighters i look forward to watching in any ufc event. he has excellent wrestling and utilizes "dirty" boxing well in the clinch. he can take a good beating, and does not show that he's hurt, which can confuse some opponents. another advantage matt has is that he has fought relatively recently, his last fight being a tko victory december 27, of the 08 season. he will be facing the undefeated wec fighter mark munoz. this fight will be marks 6th professional fight, debuting in the ufc with an undefeated record. his strengths are wrestling and muy that, which matches well against matts wrestling and improved boxing. marks last 2 fights ended up with tko's over his opponents. for this matchup, i would put my money on the hammer, as i do believe will be the greater wrestler. if hamill can stay close to avoid long range strikes, he should win by tko late in the 2nd round.

gabriel gonzaga vs shane carwin

gonzaga is a brazillian heavyweight fighter who has had his ups and downs in the ufc. one of his wins that stands out in my memory is a ko victory over mirko "crocop" filipovic. gabriel is an excellent jiu jitsu fighter, but is more well known for his hard hitting leg kicks. out of his last 8 ufc fights, he has only lost to fabricio werdum, and the great randy couture. most of his wins are from tko with only 2 wins via armlock. he faces undefeated shane carwin, who has a good wrestling background, paired with good cardio. on paper, gabriel does look to be the better fighter, but this is a heavyweight matchup. in this division, anyone can knock anyone out. gabriel seems to gas out in the later rounds, and if shane can avoid enough damage, he does have the advantage in the later rounds. with that said, my prediction for this fight is gabriel winning by tko late 1st/early 2nd round.

quinton "rampage" jackson vs "the (ahem) dean of mean" keith jardine

this looks to be one of the better matchups i have seen in the last few months, so i'm just going to say it now...rampage jackson is one of the most exciting fighters to watch in the ufc. rampage has highlight reels that go all the way back to pride fighting in japan. he was a force to be reckoned with in japan using his wrestling mostly to win his fights. since he has been to the ufc, he has vastly improved on his boxing, and bjj defense. he will be facing the enigmatic, but always exciting keith jardine. having beaten forrest griffin (forrest actually cried and ran to the dressing room after the match) and chuck liddell, jardine is an established fighter in his division. although he has devastating knockout power, as well as with vicious kicks and good takedown defense, he does seem to have a vulnerable chin. i believe this fight will end in the 3rd round. jardine will win the 1st round with hard kicks to the body. rampage should win the 2nd round with some hard punches and a few takedowns. i see this fight going to rampage in the 3rd round via ko.


i have no clue where he's going to end up... but all this t.o. talk got me thinking about my favorite t.o. moment... so here you go.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sunday, March 1, 2009

80ft Semin Shot

Tim Thomas let Alexander Semin's 80ft blast trickle by, ending the sudden death overtime.

Caps 4 - Bruins 3

Martin Brodeur on the other hand just came back from the disabled list and got his 100th career shutout. 3 more shutouts for Brodeur and he will hold a record or some shit.

Thursday, February 26, 2009




Wednesday, February 25, 2009


stephon marbury is an unbelievable basketball player... too bad he's also a lunatic.

well the knicks have finally sent him packing and it looks like he's boston bound.... it's my hunch that he doesn't last a month up there.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009


Even before hitting a fifty foot game winner at the buzzer devin harris was having a great game... and while yes, the nets suck this year, i now feel optimistic about this team. devin harris is the perfect guy to build a team around and rod thorn knows that.... i suspect the nets will be right in the mix of the playoff picture next season.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

C Stands For Crips

Andei Kostitsyn, Sergei Kostitsyn, and Roman Hamrlik of the Montreal Canadiens are under investigation for links with Pasquale Magniola, who faces weapon/drug charges and allegedly worked with rival gangs in Montreal.  

A lot of this is still up in the air, but from my investigatorial experience I'd reckon that their loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins on the 19th put them in a bad mood, which, if you're from Montreal, is overcome by obtaining hookers.  Obviously in order to obtain a sufficient amount of hookers for an entire team one would have to get in with some gangs and pimps.  Case closed.

But feel free to use your own reliable news sources for further information on this issue.  I can't keep blogging about those damn Canadians up there.

with a Cherry on top

Don Cherry is a very old Canadian-born broadcaster for CBC. He is out of his mind. He has an endless wardrobe of absurd suits, and he makes at least two politically incorrect statements between every commercial break.

In 1992 he was almost sued for referring to the Finnish Assistant Coach of the Winnipeg Jets, Alpo Suhonen, as "some kind of dog food".

In January of 2004, on the subject of helmet visors, Don Cherry said on Coach's Corner "Most of the guys that wear them are Europeans and French guys." This instigated many French-Canadian protests and forced the network to institute a 7 second delay for Hockey Night Canada. However, a study was soon thereafter published proving that the majority of helmet visor users in the NHL were indeed French and European.

So, although Don Cherry acts and dresses insanely, and angrily asserts his opinion on controversial issues, I think there is always something to take away from his show. Maybe its a politically incorrect statement that we all know is true but won't admit it, or maybe its a hard-to-come-by-instance where he actually provides useful insight on hockey. If not, you're at least guaranteed a good laugh at his attire....Thank you Don Cherry.

Cherry's view on women at hockey games before he learned to dress like an ass.

if you can't be with the one you love love the one youre with

I hope i didnt come down to hard on vince, if i did im sorry , take me back vince, listen vince i was angry i was confused and i didnt know what i wanted. But i know what i need, i need you to vince, we need you.
But in all seriousness Ive never followed a season before where so many teams have not only excepted they cant win, but starting preparing for the next season. Teams trying not to make the playoffs, trading the best player to ease the cap size and basically telling the team and fans ;come on no one but the spurs cavs or lakers or celtics is winning. Which probably will happen, but come on let us root, let us believe. Let the underdog live, atleast for a little while. 

Thursday, February 19, 2009


another ufc in the uk ....great. im all for the ufc branching out in other countries, but in the uk the same fighters are always on the card in these events. in protest, i will be ignoring these fights for this article. ok, with that out of the way, lets get on with the analysis.

demian maia ............................... chael sonnen
Height:6' 0" (183 cm) ............... Height:6' 1" (185 cm)
Weight:185 (84 kg) ................... Weight:185 (84 kg)
Record:10-0-0 .......................... Record: 23-9-1

demian maia, brings it to this fight sporting an undefeated record with impressive wins over ed herman, jason mcdonald and nate quarry. as primarily a jiu jitsu fighter, all of his ufc wins were via submission, not to mention winning 3 submissions of the night over 4 fights. with that said, he will have his hands full protecting his undefeated record over chael sonnen. although sonnen has a record peppered with losses due to submissions, and wins via decision, this veteran fighter has a win streak as well as more experience. coming out of a (non title) win over the current wec middleweight champion, chael brings constant pressure to his opponents as well as a strong wrestling attack. if maia is able to sprawl well over chaels takedown attempts, he should be able to squeeze out another submission victory late in the 2nd round.

nate "the great" marquardt ...... wilson gouveia
Height:6' 0" (183 cm) ................ Height:6' 1" (185 cm)
Weight:185 (84 kg) .................... Weight:185 (84 kg)
Record:30-8-2 ........................... Record: 12-5-0

highly touted middleweight contender, nate the great is a tough match for any opponent. this well rounded mma fighter is capable of winning in all aspects of the sport, beating known striker joe doerkson via tko and known bjj fighter jeremy horn via submission . with the exception of a controversial split decision loss to thales leites, nates only loss since 2004 was to current middleweight champion anderson silva. nate faces heavy handed bjj blackbelt wilson gouveia. gouveia, like marquardt has several wins via ko as well as tapouts. this will be an interesting physical chess match between these two. i see this fight going to a split decision with nate as the victor.

joe "daddy" stevenson ............... diego "nightmare" sanchez
Height:5' 7" (170 cm) ................. Height:5' 11" (180 cm)
Weight:155 (70 kg) .................... Weight:155 (70 kg)
Record:34-9-0 ........................... Record:21-2-0

the main event features two fighters who have won their ufc conbtracts from the ultimate fighter tv show. as a shorter fighter, stevenson has beaten some of the best fighters his weight class has to offer. losing only to current champion bj penn and #1 ranked contender kenny florian, joe daddy is an excellent wrestler with many of his takedowns ending up on the highlight reel. stevensons opponent sanchez, had an undefeated streak of 17 defeating high caliber opponents such as kenny florian, nick diaz and karo parisyan. his first loss was to josh koschek in a very uneventful fight. it was later revealed that the nightmare fought with a staph infection resulting in a coffee cup sized hole in his leg the next day. diegos return to the ufc after the injury showed a different fighter. not looking as dominant as he'd been in the past, diego dropped down to lightweight debuting in this fight. it remains to be seen if the nightmare is back to his old winning ways. i give this fight to joe daddy via unanimous decision.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

charge for assaulting his wife Joumana in anger/and my nets

fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjason fukn kiddd, 2002 celtics fan were right with this fukn dude, ,,,, i was too close too see. sorry paul pierce. well youre a piece, pierce, of shit too


Zdeno Chara: 6'9'' 255 lb.
Dany Heatly: 6'4'' 221 lb.
Chubby kid in the front row: Shitting his pants


... i'd love artest to come play for the nets... in fact... i think i'd be call to bring a bunch of sports bad boys the the ny/nj area....

the jets need a qb.... let's bring mike vick in.... and let's get manny ramirez to the mets already... we all want them.... and the

giants should resign plax..... and let's get sean avery back to the rangers... they could sure use him.

now here comes the best part... let's move them all into a house... just like the real world.... and watch the hijinx ensue....

i think we've got a hit show on our hands here....

who slams harder? _____________or vince carter

Watching the nets get embarressed by teh rockets last night got me not only prepared for a trade but got my hoping, and excited for trade. I got hope for this nets team; lopez, harris, ryan anderson, keyon dooling, i believe could be the future of this team. Vince has had his best season as a net this year, undoubtedly i'd say. But just like delgato i don't think he'll be able to do it again. I maybe wrong , sure, but if we could get the likes of shane battier, ron artest or even Mcgrady,,, carter? he'd be a distance memory of a time of mediocre net teams.

The Panther's Promise Plan: Hockey Fans Beware

You could say the Florida Panther's season is looking pretty good right about now.  Standing in 6th place in the eastern conference, they are currently qualified for playoffs if the cutoff were today.  Not to mention, they just shut out the 3rd place Devils 4 to 0.  Sounds like this top notch team is guaranteed a playoff spot, right? I mean thats why they are offering the "Panthers Promise Plan", a ticket plan starting at $1,112.00 that offers tickets to 4 games and seats at the playoff games. If they don't make the playoffs then your out of luck, because all of that money just goes to 4 measly early season games next year.  But who cares? The Panthers are going to make the playoffs, right?
Wrong, asshole.  You see, the only reason the Panthers would offer such a package is because they know they wont make it to the playoffs, so they can pocket all of that cash you threw down thinking this team is a sure shot.  In regards to them shutting out the Devils last night; the Devils didn't give a crap about that game.  In the past week the Devils shut out the Rangers and defeated the Sharks and Bruins who are way on top of their respective conferences.  They went into the Panthers game without a care, and basically let them have their fun.  Just to prove that the Panthers don't deserve to be where they are, look at what happened on the nights of January and December 31st.  They lost to the last ranked team in the league, the Islanders. Thats not playoff material my friend.
To finish my forewarning to any prospective "Panthers Promise Plan" buyers, I advise you to look at the Panthers week ahead.  They'll be playing the Bruins not once, but twice, amongst several other top ranked teams such as Alex Ovechkin's Capitals.  If that doesn't poop on the Panther's playoff party, then this team has earned its place, but good luck with that.
So I'm offering to my fellow hockey fans a playoff package that will guarantee its value or your money back.  Just go to where you'll find live streaming videos of every hockey game.  Click on the game of your liking, and drink some beer.  This plan may not have a snappy name but its cheap and sure to please.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

ufc fighters to look out for

***disclaimer:this list only focuses on ufc fighters***

houston "the assassin" alexander

as a 36 year old 205 pounder, alexander is currently working on his way out a losing streak. all 5 of his fights have not made it past the 1st round. 2 of alexanders 3 losses were due to a knockout, leading many to believe houston's weak chin is the way to beat him. getting to his chin is not as easy as it looks as the assassin focuses mainly on offensive attacks using a barrage of powerful knees and uppercuts. both of his 2 wins were quick ko's with the combined time of 1:49.

matt "the hammer" hamill

fighting at the 205 pound division, 32 year old hamill was first spotted on the scene as a contestant for the ultimate fighter tv show. with 6 months of fight experience, he showed promise as he beat his opponents with ease, although ultimately bowing out of the finals due to injury. matt returned to the ring and has dominated his opponents using his wrestling and brutal ground and pound attack. he has only 2 losses, one being his friend rich franklin, the other, a controversial decision loss to uk's own michael bisping, as the hammer clearly appeared to have won 2 out of 3 rounds in that fight. look for hamill in the future as he has improved boxing and a brutal ground and pound attack.

rousimar palhares

rousimar (pronounced hoo-sim-ar) is one of the more recent ufc acquisitions. at 185 pounds, this 28 year old is one of the most exciting brazilian jiu jitsu practitioners in the ufc. his wins over experienced jiu jitsu fighters ivan salavery and jeremy horn show palhares capitalizing on any mistake a fighter may make and quickly attempting a submission. depending on his opponents defense, he thinks moves ahead as he quickly transitions into other submissions while making it look easy. his only loss in the octagon was via unanimous decision to dan henderson, former middleweight champion.

frankie "the answer" edgar

fighting out of toms river nj, this 27 year old 155 pounder is one of the more exciting lightweights in the ufc. previously employed a a jersey plumber, the only cracks you'll see from him are the ones that hit your skull. he has landmark victories over spencer fisher, tyson griffin and hermes franca. with only 1 loss to his 8 fights, he has shown tremendous heart as displayed in one of his first victories in the sport. the answer was caught in a tight kneebar transitioned into a heel hook with over a minute left. the answer toughed it out and eventually eked out the win.

clay "the carpenter" guida

as one of my favorite lightweight fighters, guida, win or lose never disappoints. he is a great all around fighter, but his main strength is wrestling and ground and pound. clay has shown not only durablility, but speed and stamina as well. he brings to the octagon a quick pace that doesnt slow down forcing opponents to keep up the pace or end up on the matt.


brett farve retires.... again.... thanks for nothing brett.... at least you didn't drag it out all off season.

in an unrelated story mark immediato has been let go as a reporter for raw blogging it.... the split was amicable and we wish mark all the best of luck in any and all future ventures.

Monday, February 9, 2009


YEH YEH i was wrong about the nets, i didnt realize carter was back on the rag,, anyway here's all i have to say about the a rod, aroid a fukt efukt whatever....

Saturday, February 7, 2009


as a nets fan you have to be excited with the way things are looking. It was great to see kenyon back, but brook lopez made him look like a fool. I realize it's been a few years since we parted ways but he plays with no more enthusiasm, motivation than any other guy on the nuggets bench. 4 point 3 rebounds against your old team is straight up shitty. He looked like a different guy.
but as for the nets this season, so far, i think i've seen a deffinet high point.

The Rim Wrecker, the Go-Rilla, the Look Out Below, the In-Your-Face Disgrace, the Cover Your Head, the Yo-Mama, and the Spine-Chiller Supreme

ufc fight night lauzon vs stephens

UFC® Fight Night™ Lauzon vs Stephens

the first fight of the night is 27 year old brooklyn native steve bruno.  now fighting out of coconut creek florida, steve has a 
13-4-0 record.  with striking as his primary strength, he faces 23 year old TUF contestant matthew riddle. with a 1-0-0 record, 
riddle is primarily a wrestler with good striking ability and possesses a purple belt in bjj. this fight i believe will be a standup 
fight with bruno as the better striker. riddle should at some point revert to wrestling midway through. i see this as a 2nd round 
ko for bruno.

another fight to focus on is kurt pellegrino vs rob emerson. point pleasant nj born pellegrino brings to the table an 18-4-0
record with strengths in body slam style wrestling as well as some pretty darn good jiu jitsu. irvine californias own rob
emerson comes out of tuf with a strong showing. emerson, for his size, shows great strength and takedown defense with a
good kickboxing offense to boot. i see this fight going to a unanimous decision with kurt "batman" pellegrino as the victor.

another fight of note would be luigi fiorivanti vs anthony "rumble" johnson. fiorivanti has shown good striking ability and great
takedown defense. with a 13-4-0 record, he has notable victories over dave menne, luke cummo and brody farber. at 6-2-0, 
johnsons last few fights have been nothing less than stellar. as an explosive striker, i see johnson winning by tko in the 2nd 

next we have tuf winner mac danzig vs josh "the dentist" neer. danzig, with 19-5-1 under his belt, has a sharp mind and
maintains his composure in the octagon. as an experienced fighter, he'll have his hands full facing josh neer. neer is a well 
rounded mma fighter with a 27-4-1 record. he has some impressive ko victories under his belt as well as victories over
melvin guillard and joe stevenson. the dentist should have this fight won late in the 2nd round with a tko.

in the main event, massachussetts native joe lauzon brings it with a 16-4-0 record. as a submission specialist, he has faced
the best in his weight class and has a notable ko victory over jens pulver. corn fed iowa fighter jeremy stephens has a 
16-3-0 record. he is an exciting fighter to watch as he not only throws some heavy hands, but shows tremendous heart, and 
never gives up. this fight should go back and forth in points over both fighters with lauzon edging stephens out for a split 

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So What Long Face Phelps Loves Ganja

Yes I said it, Phelps has a long face. He is not attractive. He is a "butterface" and should be considered a merman instead of a human. Oh, and he smokes weed. Big woop. So what that long-face motherfucker smokes weed. Everyone and their mom is going crazy about a college kid smoking weed. I mean that's what long-faced college kids do. The media and everybody with nothing better to do are in an uproar and  are making that merman freak say sorry. But my question is "Sorry for What?" So what another douche bag likes to take a bong hit at a party... and so what that douche bag happens to be a freak in the water. Do we all need to harp on him? Do we need to taunt him with threats of taking away his endorsements? The answer is NO. Who the fuck are we to judge that fuck-face?

After his eight medals, Phelps was thrown into the public eye and became America's long-faced hero. And he also became a role model. But guess what...role models fuck up too. And ugly role models tend to fuck up more because they are ugly (Just had to add that in). After these pictures were exposed Phelps gave interview after interview and apologized for his behavior. So why can't we as a people move on from this after his apology? Why are we still stuck talking about this long-faced fuck.  The only time I want to hear about that ugly fuck Phelps is when the Olympics role around in a couple of years. Until then, let the boy take bong hits or smoke a spliff without being judged by "US". I mean, the only thing he's got going for him is his lower body. Let the long-faced fuck live. 



Joe Calzaghe retires... happy trails joe... it was a helluva career. i do wish you'd have fought chad dawson befor hanging em up but oh well....

Friday, February 6, 2009

I don't care that it's only February, I'm predicting right here and now that the richard jeffersonless 08 09 nets will win 35-40 games and beat out last years team. and not too mention hold down a playoff birth.

Not saying it was RJs fault, last year if you asked me who to trade rj or vince,, go fuk yourself send aircananda packing. but after watching vince and harris play unselfish ball for 3 months i'm sold. I also gotta say that maybe i was parshall to rj while he was running the team last year, these days watching that whiney rj squeak about his hellos to his mom and we gotta keep playing harder shit, i can think clearly about him. And ive come to one conclusion... it wasn't his style of play, he was kidds main man, he was first down the on hlaf the fast breaks. It was that he couldnt hang with the team. Probably would rat on kidd if he cheated, told kenyon to take it easy when he was fukt up, told mutumbo to put down that x, what have you. That was the problem.

NBA Standings - 2007-2008
Division | Conference | League
Regular Standings | Expanded Standings
Preseason | Regular Season
Hollinger's Power Rankings | Hollinger's Playoff Odds
[+] Add Widget | Stein's Power Rankings
Eastern Conference
z-Boston 66 16 .805 - 35-6 31-10 41-11 14-2 100.5 90.3 +10.3Won 4 9-1
x-Toronto 41 41 .500 25 25-16 16-25 29-23 10-6 100.2 97.3 +2.9Lost 1 4-6
x-Philadelphia 40 42 .488 26 22-19 18-23 25-27 7-9 96.6 96.2 +0.4Lost 4 3-7
New Jersey 34 48 .415 32 21-20 13-28 26-26 4-12 95.8 100.9 -5.1Lost 1 3-7
New York 23 59 .280 43 15-26 8-33 20-32 5-11 96.9 103.5 -6.6Lost 3 3-7
although all seemed ok on the court, or good enough i should say, maybe the rebuilt big 3 wasn't as solid as they appeared.


Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009