The Panther's Promise Plan: Hockey Fans Beware

You could say the Florida Panther's season is looking pretty good right about now.  Standing in 6th place in the eastern conference, they are currently qualified for playoffs if the cutoff were today.  Not to mention, they just shut out the 3rd place Devils 4 to 0.  Sounds like this top notch team is guaranteed a playoff spot, right? I mean thats why they are offering the "Panthers Promise Plan", a ticket plan starting at $1,112.00 that offers tickets to 4 games and seats at the playoff games. If they don't make the playoffs then your out of luck, because all of that money just goes to 4 measly early season games next year.  But who cares? The Panthers are going to make the playoffs, right?

Wrong, asshole.  You see, the only reason the Panthers would offer such a package is because they know they wont make it to the playoffs, so they can pocket all of that cash you threw down thinking this team is a sure shot.  In regards to them shutting out the Devils last night; the Devils didn't give a crap about that game.  In the past week the Devils shut out the Rangers and defeated the Sharks and Bruins who are way on top of their respective conferences.  They went into the Panthers game without a care, and basically let them have their fun.  Just to prove that the Panthers don't deserve to be where they are, look at what happened on the nights of January and December 31st.  They lost to the last ranked team in the league, the Islanders. Thats not playoff material my friend.

To finish my forewarning to any prospective "Panthers Promise Plan" buyers, I advise you to look at the Panthers week ahead.  They'll be playing the Bruins not once, but twice, amongst several other top ranked teams such as Alex Ovechkin's Capitals.  If that doesn't poop on the Panther's playoff party, then this team has earned its place, but good luck with that.

So I'm offering to my fellow hockey fans a playoff package that will guarantee its value or your money back.  Just go to www.atdhe.net where you'll find live streaming videos of every hockey game.  Click on the game of your liking, and drink some beer.  This plan may not have a snappy name but its cheap and sure to please.