Yes I said it, Phelps has a long face. He is not attractive. He is a "butterface" and should be considered a merman instead of a human. Oh, and he smokes weed. Big woop. So what that long-face motherfucker smokes weed. Everyone and their mom is going crazy about a college kid smoking weed. I mean that's what long-faced college kids do. The media and everybody with nothing better to do are in an uproar and are making that merman freak say sorry. But my question is "Sorry for What?" So what another douche bag likes to take a bong hit at a party... and so what that douche bag happens to be a freak in the water. Do we all need to harp on him? Do we need to taunt him with threats of taking away his endorsements? The answer is NO. Who the fuck are we to judge that fuck-face?
After his eight medals, Phelps was thrown into the public eye and became America's long-faced hero. And he also became a role model. But guess what...role models fuck up too. And ugly role models tend to fuck up more because they are ugly (Just had to add that in). After these pictures were exposed Phelps gave interview after interview and apologized for his behavior. So why can't we as a people move on from this after his apology? Why are we still stuck talking about this long-faced fuck. The only time I want to hear about that ugly fuck Phelps is when the Olympics role around in a couple of years. Until then, let the boy take bong hits or smoke a spliff without being judged by "US". I mean, the only thing he's got going for him is his lower body. Let the long-faced fuck live.
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